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Demand Moosejaw Goodnight Takashi Short Sleeve Tee Shirt - Men's auction
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Moosejaw Goodnight Takashi Short Sleeve Tee Shirt - Men's
Category: Sporting Goods
Product Description:
Moosejaw Goodnight Takashi Short Sleeve Tee Shirt - Men's After a three month sabbatical spent reading Locke, Rousseau, Kant and Hegel I've come to the conclusion that, as a society, we struggle so much pretend it's what's inside that's important' that we've actually gotten uglier. Through the 1980's the average person wasn't average at all. More specifically, most people were a 7. Now, just two decades later the average person is a 4. I blame it on the media's obsession for people to feel good about themselves for being smart or nice or honorable. We'll, we've developed the Goodnight Takashi to change all that. In fact, if the Goodnight Takashi doesn't make you better-looking you get a full refund. All you need to do is send us a before and after picture along with a notarized affidavit and a petition signed by at least one thousand people and we'll solve the rest. Less importantly, if you order the Goodnight Takashi and know what movie we got the name from I'll add 100 Moosejaw points to your account. Please email your answer and your order number to me at Clifford@moosejaw.com and I'll add the points.
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